+246 in a battle between edward scissorhands and edward cullen... edward scissorhands would win, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Duh, his hands are weapons.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

and edward just sparkles like a princess

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Cullen, being gay, would try to hold Edward's hand, and end up getting hurt. Then he would cry and run away. Edward, being a sympathetic, although artificial, creature, would shed a tear for the harm he had caused. But then he would go cut some hair.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lmfao. Genius.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Huh...Anybody going against Edward Sissorhands would lose.His hands are basically sharp scissors.As far as Edward Cullen, He would lose because in order to kill a "Vampire" (If that's what you want to call them) You have to rip up the body parts and burn them. So, I think Edward Sissorhands has the upper hand when it comes to the "Ripping of the body parts".

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i hope so... reading the twilight series made me hate edward cullen more

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You are right, but Edward Scissorcrab beats all. His hands are crab claws. Love me...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Agreed.

by Anonymous 14 years ago