+124 Since most western religions don't want you to have sex or a child before marriage, they must be pro-masturbation, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I think they're more pro-don't-do-anything. It's not like if you're not having sex you have to masturbate.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Said what I was gonna say.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Agreed =)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Also, wut? Western religions? Religions are contained to a region?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah basically. Western religions = the main ones practiced in the 'western' world, i.e. Europe & N. America, so Judeo-Christian; eastern=Islam/Buddhist/Hindi (Arabia, Asia, India)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah, but there's a huge overlap.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I was about to call the only western religion Christianity... but then I realized it came from Israel also... I don't think there are any real western religions... maybe Cherokee gods? or whatever the Stonehenge was built to? though I guess 'Western' usually means modern day western civilization, in which case Christianity and Atheism would be the only ones, Hindus, Buddhists and Islamics are usually only immigrants from those countries, haven't really taken off here

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Not true. Catholicism frowns on both.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

All types of Christianity do. It comes from Jesus talking about committing adultery in your mind being as bad as doing it, therefore masturbation and even fantasizing are out. Taken the full length to fully-baked Christian-ness, that means getting sexual gratification only from your wife, so looking hot chicks up and down is out as well, though I don't think 99% of guys are good enough to keep up with that one.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

my church doesn't frown on it, every single christian guy i know does it and none of us consider it a sin

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...I'm pretty sure this was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago