+304 Celebrities always die in groups of a hundred if you wait long enough, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think pretty much anything happens in groups of 100 if you wait long enough

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Surely ye jest.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Surely I don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know what to believe anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

For a famous philosopher that must be pretty embarrassing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What Mr. Locke is trying to say is that all he knows is nothing. Fine quote from Socrates indeed!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How profound. Thank you so much for translating

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just watched some lesbian porn. My beliefs are back. I was nervous for a moment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Somehow, I don't find this comforting at all. Maybe I'm just silly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Silly or thilly? Big difference.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I prefer thilly. But I don't alwayth thay it that way becauthe thome people get a little annoyed when I thpit whiltht thpeaking to them. (I hope you followed that)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Congratulations. You've won the intarwebz for your excellent showing of humor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then thank you, thank you very much. I've learned that speaking in a lisp makes pretty much everything funnier. I almost wish I had one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldve said "no way, its in groups of 3's" but the recent deaths have totally proved that wrong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it is 3's. Look: Michael Jackson, Billy Mayes, and was it Brittany Murphy or someone else? Don't remember the last one but I remember there was a 3rd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Farrah Fawcett. She and I dated a while back. Nearly made her my second wife at the time. Things didn't work out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago