I don't make my bed for the same reason that I don't tie my shoes after I take them off, or fold my clothes before tossing them in the laundry hamper. amirite?

+601 I don't make my bed for the same reason that I don't tie my shoes after I take them off, or fold my clothes before tossing them in the laundry hamper. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The "tying the shoes after I take them off" part was taken from Jim Gaffigan's stand up special.

by Anonymous 13 years ago