+264 You all want to go to the beach this summer to feel the sand beneath your feet, the cool salt water on your face, and to stare at the blazing hot guys, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But see at the beach where I live the water is dark and murky, the sand has tons of trash in it, and the guys are for the most part ugly. You have to go out of town to see any cute guys or a pretty beach.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well arent u just a pocketful of sunshine?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I won't be there. So no hot guys this year. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, two out of three ain't bad. I hate sand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nahhhh I'm straight

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes, I suppose the guys there would be pretty hot because of the warm temperature, But personally I, like most straight guys, would much rather see those sexy girls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

3 reasons guys go to beach...tits, ass, vagina

by Anonymous 12 years ago

no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

girls don't show their vaginas at the beaches where I go to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm a lesbian, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate when sand gets up my ass.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post just summed up my summer plans

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate the beach..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm terrified of the ocean. I live in Nebraska, but when we were on vacation to Oregon and went to the beach, I stepped on a dead jellyfish. It stung me. I was stung by a dead jellyfish. O.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Sierra43: So maybe it wasn't quite as dead as you thought?

by Anonymous 12 years ago