+244 Smoker: "I look so cool right now *puff* all of these people are so jealous!" Everyone else: "What a jackass!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Non-smoker: "I'm so much better than that guy, he's so lame with his cigarette." Smoker: "I am smoking, because I like cigarettes."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Breakfastfan made this? lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I think it's an imposter.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I doubt that, because BreakfastFan didn't join the site until July 2010

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh snap, I thought it was June 3rd, 2011. So that could be a possibility.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. It's an anon who put that as his name.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Breakfastfan used to post anon before he made an account here, though. I'm pretty sure it's him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i hope you realize that most smokers don't smoke to try and act cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Smoker: "oh good, here comes God's messenger of the day to remind me cigarettes can cause cancer." Non-smoker: "I hope you know those things can cause cancer."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't smoke because it's cool, or even because I really like it. I smoke because something about it-- maybe the nicotine or the deep breaths-- is really calming...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nicotine releases happy chemicals in your brain that people are easily addicted to which is why many people say they have a calming effect, because well, that's what endorphins do.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Implying all smokers smoke to be 'cool.'

by Anonymous 12 years ago