+476 you always wonder what would happen if you went to the bermuda triangle, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing happens.. I used to live in the Bahamas(part of the triangle) and I would fly in on little puddle hopper plane... we would experience some turbulence but that is about it to this day I still visit to this day and I am alive(obviously).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well Frank, (Is that your name? I don't care.) It all began back in 1066 at the Battle of Hastings. Such was the ferocity of battle that on the other side of the world, a dense ball of atmospheric ambiguity came down from heaven and formed the shape of a triangle. Ever since then, anyone who has entered the trianle of Bermuda, named after Caesar's dog, has either spontaneously combusted, disappeared, or has been afflicted in no known way. The truth of the Bermuda Triangle, is that is not equilateral as many conspirators have conspired. It indeed is isosceles in shape. Absurd, I know. Ever since my entire family turned to stone when they flew through the triangle I have dedicated my life to knowing more about it. Luckily i probed the very core of the triangle and learnt truths from the inhabitants that would melt your brain. So damaging to human society are the things i know that i cannot share them on such an open forum. If you want to know more, meet me in person in the depths of the sea below the triangle last week in 2 hours. For you are only worthy if you have figured out how that's possible. I must now return to my deep mountainous lair to feed my phoenix.

by Anonymous 12 years ago