+515 How come they drive boats in spongebob, if they're already underwater, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and they start fires...and drink water...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, with a talking Sponge and a squirrel with a scuba suit, I guess just about anything can happen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THERE IS A TALKING SPONGE LIVING IN A FUCKING PINAPPLE ....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, why are you taking fictional shows so literally? The whole point is about a talking sponge who fry cooks and lives in a pineapple. Under the sea... So the fact that they drive boats confuses you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude they have there own beach under the sea

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. He has a snail that meows. 2. In almost every fourth episode, the town is somehow destroyed by FIRE when they're underwater. 3. He lives in a pineapple. 4. He is a kitchen sponge. 5. His best friend is a starfish, who in real life wouldn't have a brain. 6. He makes hamburgers underwater. 7. The fish walk, they don't swim. and the BOATS bother you?!?!?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago