+420 I'm french so I obviously carry a baguette and a cigarette around with me at all times, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Russian I life in the coldest place on earth and drink vodka all day.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from Vermont, so i obviously milk cows all day and i never pronounce my t's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Australian. I ride my kangaroo to school, wrestle alligators in P.E. and play my digeridoo all night long.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not supposed to post facts on amirite, that defeats the purpose

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from New Jersey, so my dad's in the Mafia, I'm Italian, and I say "New Joiseyy". Yep. lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from Kentucky so I fuck my cousins and never wear shoes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm German, so i'm a Nazi and I wear Swatstika armbands under my sleaves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Mexican, so I wear a sombrero, have a large moustache, and I only eat beans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Canadian so I love hockey, drink beer for breakfast and put maple syrup on everything... obviously. Oh, and my dad is a lumberjack.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(EHHH?): You stole mine doncha know

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from Wisconsin so I wear flannel plaid shirts, work on the farm all day in -50 degree weather, and eat cheese at every meal don't 'cha know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from Earth so I cut down trees, drill for oil (then do nothing when it spills), make animal species go extinct, and kill my neighbors.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And don't forget conquer neighboring planets

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm from new Hampshire so I drink syrup out of the bottle, live in Concord, and have -6 degree nights. Okay, one out of three.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? I thought that was just a stereotype. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago