+574 to all you non-bearded people: a part of you wishes you'd have a beard, just for a few seconds, so you could thoughtfully stroke it and stare dramatically off in the distance whilst pondering about life. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am trying to grow a beard this summer, even though I am only 13. :) It is coming in and it is my dream to have a beard to stroke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BAHAHAHA 13 and growing a beard? It's probably peach fuzz, kiddo. But keep eating that school food, that's full of HGH and you'll have one in no time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hit puberty way early... My peach fuzz mustache and stuff started growing in fourth grade, which was clearly visible. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a) You cannot ponder about something. You can, however, ponder something. b) I love my beard, I sit there and stroke it (my beard) while having coffee with my girlfriend. unfortunately, it's a chinbeard, not a full neckbeard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, i realized the grammatical error three minutes too late :/ it said there was a minute left, then when i clicked to edit, it said i ran out of time D: chinbeards are still decently beast

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You win because you used the word "whilst" in that post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why thank you xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know right? I love the word whilst.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't have a beard but I've gotten in the habit of stroking my chin when I'm thinking

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me: I was on the school bus about to go to a waterpark and there were these two girls on the bus stroking their chins and pondering... I did it back at them hahaha they were happy bout that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oi! thanks for putting this up. i have been growing one for 6 months now (am 19) i got what i wanted and now it looks like i robed the idear. i wanted to ponder ):

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beards are attractive, btw.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Idk, even though I love growing a beard, I haven't found a girl that likes the beard. I'm talking full beard. People tell me to trim my beard and I'm like no, that defeats the purpose of NOT shaving. Though, yes when I have a full beard I stroke it in thought and make everyone hella jealous of my sweet beard. Also, I only do full beard, no goatee, no mustache. Just straight up grizzly Adams style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

me, i like guys with stubble, or a slight beard. those guru-long beards (you know what i'm talking about, right???) are actually rather unattractive. there's a point where there's just too much beard xD i think it takes a great skill to rock a lone mustache. few men can make it sexy, i think. i definitely stroke my chin when i'm thinking. for some reason i can't explain, i'd enjoy having one of those thick mustaches that curl at the end. just for a little bit. is that crazy? probably. but it'd give me a whole new sense of...power? legit-ness? lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Being a girl sucks.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im a girl, and i agree with this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i would have to say YESSS! even though I'm a girl. ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago