+222 Haircuts would be much more interesting if people used chainsaws, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You mean you don't? My late brother (who died in a tragic chainsaw accident at home, if you were wondering) told me, when we were kids, that that's what all the real men do. I've been doing it myself since I was 7.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Today, four more hair salon employees were arrested on charges of manslaughter. In other news, take a look at my stylish new haircut!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once chopped my hair off with an ax-no joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Oops I missed! Sorry ...oh, hehe, I guess you can't hear me anymore anyway..." *hides decapitated body*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Edward scissorhands.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I want it all off!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago