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It's unfair how the man always ends up sleeping on the couch. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Idk why everyone is voting this down.
It is unfair.
Damnit woman, if you don't wanna be by him, don't make him leave, you GTFO.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I have to agree, if I was ever in that situation I'd be like, "NO YOU."
by Anonymous12 years ago
And she'd be like, "No, YOU!" And you'd say, "Nuh-uh, YOU!"
... And you'd have this cutesy cliché fight, and you'd be a happy couple again.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, we'd have a pillow fight that ends with her "hurt" and me having to be the knight in the shining armour and we'd both realize why we fell in love in the first place and have some awesome makeup sex, on the couch
by Anonymous12 years ago
Then she'd notice that you are British from your spelling of "armour", and she'd be completely shellshocked from you never telling her during your two years of living together as boyfriend and girlfriend because neither of you are ready for the commitment, nor are either of you ready to call it quits and cash in before it's too late. Then it's back to square one! TO THE COUCH!
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's actually pretty weird... I'm not British, I just lived in a country that thought British English... so when I'm writing papers, I write in British English.. but the teachers were so bad, they couldn't actually teach us how to speak, so I didn't really know how to speak it, until I came to U.S. and I learned my English in the south, so I have a southern accent?
Anyways, long story short I'd be like, "NO YOU" again. :]
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, it's fair. If my wife doesn't give me a properly made sandwich she gets on the couch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You're so cool! Tell me more.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"Couch sleeping is the best kind of sleeping." - John Green
I spend too much time on YouTube.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I judge couches solely on how good a nap I can get out of them. John Green is right! :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
This type of post is futile (regardless of whether it's true or not). Majority of this site is girls, yo.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The guy sleeps on the couch, and the girl sleeps on the cooch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
chivarly truly is dead...
by Anonymous12 years ago
But this isn't about chivalry. If you get in a fight, somehow the woman always ends up blaming it on the guy and ends up making him sleep on the couch.
If it's her fault - man sleeps on the couch
If it's his fault - man definitely sleeps on the couch.
Whoever's fault it is should sleep on the couch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hooray for double standards!
by Anonymous12 years ago
I would just like a girl here to explain why it is fair for the man to always be the one on the couch, even when the woman is the cause of the dispute.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The female population of this site is extremely sexist. It makes me sad.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why is this down voted? People need to stop all this gender discrimination.
by Anonymous12 years ago
FEMMANIST, you're totally right. Double standards are GAY
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