+185 We all know a dead baby joke that we wish that we didn't, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon???? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's funnier than ten dead babies in one trash can? One dead baby in ten trash cans. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You blend it. How do you get it out? Doritos.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? I don't kiss my girlfriend after we have sex.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a brand new car? There isn't a brand new car in my garage.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my shoes off before I jump on the trampoline.

by Anonymous 13 years ago