+103 If Canada is America's hat, then America is Canada's underwear, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I like to think about America as being the shoes instead of the underwear so Canada's not sitting on America but standing on it then again, hats, underwear, and shoes all have their own important functions

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Canada is the hat, America is the face, and Mexico is the beard.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

nope. Canada: America's hat Mexico:Americas pants, or beard Hawaii: Americas handbag Fact. my avatar says so

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, as my traditional outfit consists of nothing but a hat and underwear.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So a pair of underwear is wearing a hat?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

To quote my history teacher, "Canada is the crappy apartment over a good party."

by Anonymous 11 years ago