Women aren't that confusing, men just have to listen to us for once and not be dumbasses, amirite?

Today I was driving with my mom navigating me. She told me to go in the middle land. I already was in the middle lane to begin with. But I almost crashed because of that. I'll never listen to a women while behind the wheel again

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well she didn't tell you to almost crash... You could've said "I'm already in the middle lane" or something of that sort.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

plus, thats just that one person. there's like,what, 5 billion people in the world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, exactly!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do tell. Can you understand a man perfectly? :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can understand my man perfectly :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you could understand a man easily then why cant you control one?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't say a man, I said mine. And who said I don't? :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nature? you need to be a seriously strong woman to overcome your man

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Someone needs to get laid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

- what do you want for your birthday? - oh you don't have to get me anything (1 week later) - WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME ANYTHING FOR MY BIRTHDAY YOU DICK (no this has never happened to me, I am smart enough not to listen to a woman)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Props^ So true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well you guys should, they are as smart as you!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It really isn't that hard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is so untrue. It took my crush about fifteen minutes of dancing around with words until she finally told me she liked me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

even if we listen, most girls are realy confusing!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thats the whole point of 'listening'. can you read or not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As soon as girls figure out that men can't read minds, the world will become a better place.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think that either gender is confused by the other; let's leave it at that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

THANK YOU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe you should stop complaining and make me a goddamn sammich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

GO TO SUBWAY AND GET YOUR OWN DAMN SAMMICH

by Anonymous 13 years ago

really guys just need to ask more questions instead of assuming or waiting for the girls to tell you. we dont really like to admit many things until a guy asks them. and dont be a pervert and go up to some random girl and ask stupid questions. thats what pisses girls off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SEXISM IS NOT A GOOD THING! Jimmy Johnson eats brownies with his pet slug every tuesday. and most of all the old man named herbert licked the strawberry flavored apple pie and screamed "yogurt daddys are delicious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh, men as a whole aren't dumbasses. They come off that way to women because we don't say what we mean, but men think we do so they actually do what we say. Basically it's not a problem with listening, it's a problem with men not looking between the lines and women not being clear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago