+799 Fruit baskets give you the ability to mail somebody a piece of fruit without appearing to be insane. If someone sent you a single apple in the mail, you'd be like "Huh?! What the hell is this?". But if someone sends you a fruit basket, you're like "This is niiiiiiiiiiiiice." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive heard this somewhere before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was from Important Things with Demitri Martin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

In the same skit, didn't he talk about leather sleeves? The man's a creative genius!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought this was him, not because I've heard it before, but I just recognize his style.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It wasn't Important Things, but it was on one of his comedy specials on Comedy Central.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri. <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea as soon as i started reading it i knew!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea as soon as i started reading it i knew!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/120802

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Demetri Martin is my homeboi

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you're so clever & funny....oh, no, wait this was a Demetri Martin joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It is from Demetri Martin and btw, he told it way before The Important Things show.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EEP ♥ Demetri.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

make up your own shit!! It's not funny when you're copying it!kinda ruins it actually...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know this post is not original and all.... but I disagree anyway. Also........... I suddenly had this crazy urge to send random people individual fruits.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How original* sarcasm -_-*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure Demitri would be thrilled hearing people tell his stuff so commonly, if anything, it's turning more people onto him

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, if you at least attempt to let people know he said it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sweet tits!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless your on MLIA...then you freak out with happyness when you get a single banana in the mail :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago