You haven't lived until you've been violently pushed into a stranger's hands through a narrow opening in your mother, amirite?

+759 You haven't lived until you've been violently pushed into a stranger's hands through a narrow opening in your mother, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except Kourtney Kardashian's baby. She pulled it out herself!! It was weird...I saw it on TV...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What about c-section babies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well of course! My post was just a joke :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if the person doing the delivery isn't a stranger?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was a c-section baby, so does that mean I haven't lived yet?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im sorry... but i mostly interpret this as pro-abortion.... im sure it wasnt meant that way, and i see what youre saying, but ya....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....wtf? Hahaha I don't even understand how it could be interpreted that way. Also the term is pro-choice, pretty sure only hitler-esque people are "pro-abortion."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its implying that life start only after the baby is completely out of the womb.... i really am nitpicking tho...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhhh got it, ahaha no I didn't mean that at all! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or if you were pulled butt first by a stranger out of your mother...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I said it first: http://twitter.com/theJoeBiz/status/15793751255

by Anonymous 12 years ago