+459 Ninjas are like pieces of toast in a toaster. You are minding your own business then they just suddenly just pop out of nowhere! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well the toast doesn't pop out of nowhere. Obviously it was in the toaster! Ninjas are more like zits. Your face is beautiful and clean then the next day BAM!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OP obviously meant they pop out at any time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Toast doesn't pop out of nowhere... Obviously you've put the toast in the toaster before hand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You put bread in the toaster.... not toast.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg! whoops. Mistake hahah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago