+142 It sucks when you're female, and go through a year having a crush on one of your female best friends, and they happen to be homophobic. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It sucks to crush on straight people in general because you know that nothing can come of it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Oh my God Karen! You can't just ask people why they're white!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@1002857 (Anonymous): "I don't know. She just came up to me and started talking about crack."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You go Glen Coco!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is your muffin buttered?? Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's awkward when a girl has a crush on you and you stay away from her and she accuses you of being homophobic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i dunno. i can't speak for lesbians, but if i was a lesbian i think my feelings might subside if the girl i liked was a homophobe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha!! Sucks to be you!! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...On Avenue Q...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lolwut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I sense an upcoming sixbillionsecrets post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, why does it say "females"? Couldn't be the exact same situation for a guy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember learning in psychology that a test was done on homophobes, and a pretty high percentage (I can't remember the exact number) were actually turned on more by gay porn than straight porn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hate when that happens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago