girls; a period would be much easier, if all those 4-7 days were compacted into one hour, that you just spend on the toilet. amirite?

Especially if it was the same hour each time so you could plan ahead. *sigh*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i remember when i first started my period, i didnt wear anything to bed, because i had to the "bright" idea of thinking; it stops when i sleep. i was an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did the same thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha me too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The thought of it gets more disgusting the more I think about it. But yea, it'd be much easier~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my ovaries hurt now xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

heck as long as we're compacting, lets make the entire lifetime into one minute

by Anonymous 13 years ago

now why would we do that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think she's saying the entire lifetime of bleeding out of our uteri. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No kidding. I'm on my 4th day... D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im sorry kiddo..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its the price we girls pay for being so fricken awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you happened to be near a male during that one hour, I think you would immediately murder him for no reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xDDDD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol yep! I am on my 2nd day, and the idea of it only being an hour long is beautiful!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am on my 8TH DAY, and this thing wont f**king stop. sorry, dont mean to be rude, just a little hormonal. how about an entire lifetime in a day?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea! I would be too! I would do an entire lifetime in one day! That would be great!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeaaahhh! haha, figure out the date and time and stock up on food, books and movies in your bathroom XD except it'd smell like hell afterwards...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be one heck of an hour though...... O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

atleast its not like a week xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not really - grab a book and it's all good :DD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Especially if it included cramps. Ouchie

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But what if it was unexpected?! and we were like in a meeting or something....ohh the awful possibilities.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

..that already happens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeahhh but we arent on the toilet for the whole time :/. I do agree with this, Im just throwing possibilities out there. n_n

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol good point!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or what if your wearing white pants?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shit happens.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Grrr.. 4th day!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whats with everyone and their fourth day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jeepers, I don't know! :O

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha you girls are all synced up. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have eight days! Talk about hell!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i only have 3-4.. mild cramping and bloating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im on the depo provera birth control. i dont get my period. GUESS HOW MANY PREGO TESTS IVE TAKEN...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

17 days with cramps all the way through. Doctors can't do anything to shorten it. HELL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

poor you :S

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I 8 or 9 freaking days everytime. Un. Fair. It would be awesome if instead of EVER having it again you just sat on the toilet for like whole week. It'd be waaay worth it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because an hour on the toilet is an hour of FUN.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

totally :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bahaha, have a little party with your friends.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine are horrible...super super cramps, I'm wayyy heavy (my flow I mean) :P, and and usually 7 to 9 days. Once I went 11 though D: One hour would be beautiful -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

indeed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHA, I win. 3 days, no symptoms, medium flow. Yes, all of you be jealous!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They say the worse your period is the easier pregnency will be, but in the long run you still win :] I'm not jealous though cause jealousy is ugly :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here LOL. 3 days, low flow, no pms, bloating, cramps, nada. I occasionally break out on my face a bit but that's it. Be jealous LOL

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I might get cranky, but I'm alway a little on edge and angry anyway, so it's nothing new and people don't notice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STFU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the solution to your problems is called birth control dumdums, skip the sugar pills or dont take off your patch ect. and there you go...no period. It works for me just fine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(T.N.A<3): you still get a period. period.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if you skip the sugar pills or if you just go straight to the new ring or patch or whatever you use. It doesn't come.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how sharing complete strangers are inhere..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But it would be a great idea. Who should we mail it to?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

god -,- "START EVOLUTION NOW!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. And then he could permanently remove the hair from our armpits and legs while he was at it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

4 to 7 days?? Mines 2! Sometimes 3 but i consider that long!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

2 to 3 days!!!!!!!!! YOU my friend, are lucky! mine are 4 to 8 days.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get mine twice a month :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@jesse_james17 ikkk it sucks. I get it the beginiing of the month and the the end. So I only get the 2 weeks in between to enjoyy

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TWICE A MONTH! I can barely handle once. Im sorry!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, hopefully it'll stop soon. I can't handle itt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, hopefully it'll stop soon. I can't handle itt

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No shit. lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get the shivers just thinkig bout it lmao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ugh yeah mine is SO annoying its for like 9 days each time!!! plus i get terrible break-outs, mood swings and pain through the WHOLE thing, as well as alternating between wanting to puke for 1 hour, then wanting to eat everything in sight the next. if that was all compacted into 1 hour it'd be a pretty frickin terrible hour but...better than 9 days!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have suggestions for everything :x Terrible break outs: Try doing a sonna (not sure if i spelled it right) but basically a steam room. You can also try right before your shower (or bath) fill your bathtub as much as you want with water as hot as you can set it. then just drain it and shower. mood swings: Dress your best everyday, so that way you will feel much better about yourself. If you feel like a bitch it will just come out as confidence to other people. Cramps: Try pickle juice. The vinegar soothes cramps and aching pains, also take any other pain killers while doing this. Bananas and hot baths help too! :D Puking: Try a (diet) light soup, such as a weight watchers ones. The light broth is easy to settle in your stomach. And if you puke it up at least its easy. Remember when eating a lot of food, try to stay away from junk foods, just eat the ones i suggested earlier about the cramps :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

dude i love you! thanks so much :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Youre welcome! I have a lot of friends who has problems like these :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago