There's no way in hell the turtle would've won; it doesn't matter that the hare fell asleep. amirite?

+253 There's no way in hell the turtle would've won; it doesn't matter that the hare fell asleep. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There's no way in hell you would go to sleep in a race.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wait, wasn't it a tortoise? Some of them can actually be pretty speedy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago