French tanks must need rearview mirrors, just so they can see the battle. amirite?

I love you trogdor because this is fucking hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you hear about the new French tank? It has 16 gears, all for reverse.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Na 15 of them are reverse. One is forward in case the enemy is attacking from behind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

way to ruin it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If somebody is going to bring up that 15 year old joke then it deserves to be ruined anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are all the trees in France planted in rows?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So the Germans can march in the shade!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard about a great collection of WW2 era French rifles for sale. They're in great condition: never been fired, only dropped once.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am both appalled and amused

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please explain? We haven't learned about the French or anything in History so I'm completely lost.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

France has a reputation for surrendering very easily in war.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, that's kind of mean then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah, but funny :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm French and I think this post is hilarious! (still, not gonna tell it to all my French friends cuz they might get offended)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So do you live in France?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Funny but not original at all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the french are pussy's

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my boyfriend is french, i read this to him. he was not amused. however, i am italian, so he told me that italy goes to war like the Brits go to the Olympics: it's not the winning that counts, it's the taking part . . . i am still amused :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." —Jacques Chirac, President of France Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama? So the French can show them how to surrender. How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows, it's never been tried. i'm french, this shit is funny! but @lionwithwings, i will never tell my friends

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Vive la France): LOL win

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha this post made me laugh so hard when I first saw it, and it still does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Google Search French Military Victories Result "Do you mean: French military defeats"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would have been way more funnier if it were true. I love Google humor. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think it works ifyou hit "i'm feeling lucky"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It works if you go to black sheep too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bad. Push I'm Feeling Lucky, not search. Should work then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It does work... lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOLOLOL. Good one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I took a French self defense class recently. I have never run so far in my life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Tu Madre): hahah post that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hear it's actually Turkey who have been the least successful in all wars and battles against other countries.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a stereotype. relax frenchie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

best. post. ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1111!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How is this on top? This has been the most used joke in the past decade.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your mom's the most used joke in the past decade!! heyooo!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Zoom Zoom Zoom! +1 to whoever gets this reference

by Anonymous 13 years ago

scrubs

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bazinga.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

win

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha very funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's the french who saved out asses in the american revolution so we wouldn't even be a country if they had surrendered. its really sad that they're always made fun of for not wanted to fight. and this joke is really overused

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every country has a stereotype, and sometimes it's funny to lightly poke fun at those stereotypes. For example, the one about Americans being fat and stupid -- obviously not all are, but it's still funny to use in a joke sometimes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago