+2,328 Using a confusing analogy is like driving a Jeep over a box of doughnuts, it just doesn’t make sense, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr?! if you're using confusing analogies, you might as well be leading a monkey to a candy store!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your comment is as opaque as a moose's gardener. I mean, seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? I found it as clear as a duck with a limp!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Remember, we are all just ducks on the bridge of life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love the people here XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(ImaDuck):They're as lovely as throwing stones down a chimney.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While someone is looking up the chimney?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not an analogy, that's a simile. Good try though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Peanut butter): Downer -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Peanut butter): a comparison, nonetheless, in the same way that a pine tree dislikes rude party guests with plane tickets.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Peanut butter): A simile is a type of analogy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading these comments was like riding a duck in a desert!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that sexual?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's with all the ducks?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We're just awesome, ya know?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments are like Justin Bieber making a good song. Sorry, if this wasn't an analogy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The comments are impossible?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha the people on the post are like dinosaurs ordering a big mac

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments are as good as dogs in a shooting gallery.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Analogies are like sandwiches in that I'm making one right now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's my favorite so far.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha. Get out of my head. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading these comments is like watching King Leonidus volunteer at the local soup kitchen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is like peanut butter on the highway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish we could add individual comments to our favorites.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ditto!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can now, just to remind you about this post xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Huh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments are like Wayne Brady on SNL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are cooler than an emus flying in Alaska.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nuuu, you guys are cooler than an alpaca who is afraid of sweater vests & toenails.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I understand these comments clear as mud.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that one actually makes sense. you fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mmm technically not, since the grammar is pretty off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True. But without the grammar mistakes, it makes sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow this post is as good as braiding your hair while skydiving into a mud puddle in Albany!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this insaneness is as chaotic as a walrus eating your birthday cake on betty whites bed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You people are as unfunny as a redneck flying Jafar on a magic carpet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments make me laugh as hard as a new born rhino skydiving in Nevada.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading these comments make me laugh as hard as when someone screams Get Back To The Kitchen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this post is as silly as a couch cushions cheese-in-law on the fourth of July.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. Impressive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

C-c-c-c-combo Breaker

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its like a jelly bazooka shooting cycloptic whales

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments make my insides tickle like a glass of milk poured over a seal. =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for spelling doughnut right!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

was the original comment off how i met your mother?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMG, I hope not! Now I have to watch all the seasons and look for it. I quote that show all the time, I should know this! HIMYM is AWESOME! What up!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This page of comments is like an orgy of random. strike that. It IS an orgy of random.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooh, a metaphor!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And a hyperbole ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's interesting, is that this is a simile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments are as crazy as Abraham Lincoln dancing on my cousins ceiling fan covered in capybara juice!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is better than Horace Slughorn riding a shark to New Hampshire to birth a kangaroo...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The mental image I just had was scarier than mittens dancing to vuvuzelas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post makes as much sense as a box of doughnuts yet untrodden by a Jeep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so, this post is tasty?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

butbutbut donuts!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments are as better that a time traveling panda in a hula skirt hopping around times square

by Anonymous 13 years ago

these comments remind me of that dude from icarly. gibby's friend who went on a date with same to the cheesecake warehouse?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Your+name+optional): Yeah!!! You're so right!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

These comments are as funny as a beaver being chased through Mexico by a giant M&M

by Anonymous 13 years ago