Deep down, everyone secretly wants their injuries to be big and impressive, not from something stupid like slipping in the tub or tripping on a hose, amirite?

+784 Deep down, everyone secretly wants their injuries to be big and impressive, not from something stupid like slipping in the tub or tripping on a hose, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*walks in with a wrist, ankle, knee, or other in a brace* Friend: "OH MY GOSH!! WHAT HAPPENED?!" Me: "I tripped over the floor." Happens way too often . . . :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah... I got a giant bruise on my knee from tripping over my dog gate... Haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago