-198 Boys are like those black and white cookies. They have a white side; a sweet, nice, cute, caring side. And a black side; a tough, mean side. Sometimes, they have more of one side then the other. Once you get on the white side, you can fairly easily move to the black side, but if you get on the black side, its almost impossible to get off. This metaphor works, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You mean... Oreos?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that too. i meant the cookies that have half chocolate frosting and half vanilla frosting

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oic. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is the black side mean? /racist post by OP/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude... black like evil. -facepalm-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then why is the devil depicted as being red?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because there are no red cookies. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then what does Satan serve after his office meetings if not evil (red) cookies?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, not oreos obviously. :/ Who told you Santa served red cookies? Lies. His favourite are oatmeal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did you bring Santa into this conversation? I typed, correctly, Satan (aka the devil).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh right.. Sorry, fail moment. x_X But, evil doesn't necessarily mean Satan. Evil was too strong a word in this case. It's an metaphor. It isn't meant to be taken literally. :P It's comparing boys to cookies for goodness sakes. D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sorry, but the metaphor is imperfect. I like putting cookies into my mouth, but, being a dude, I don't like putting boys into my mouth. Maybe "cookies are like little flat baked goods of sweet taste" would work better.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude... way to take that post WAY too seriously. :/ Concept brah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get it, I get it. Just wanted to see how long you thought I was serious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Satan is red? Are you say that Native Americans are the devil?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't appreciate your comment asshole!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, with a name like Ted Nugent, I don't give a fuck what you think.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. This whole time, I was joking. More to the point, I'm not racist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mitch, you're an idiot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa, whoa whoa. What did I ever do? This whole exchange with AB, I was joking.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you hate native americans asshoel :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well first, red is the colour of love, not evil. Red can mean love, fire, heat, passion and stop. Black represents power, death, sadness, and sometimes can be categorized as deceitful and dishonest. Besides, Broccoli didn't say the black side was evil. Second, we're not dumb. You only say you're joking now because you know you were wrong before and you don't want to look stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I actually was joking the entire time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

riiiight

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Specifically, did you think I was seriously debating the cookie color that Satan serves at office parties? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, but you are obviously in disagreement with this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And if you hit refresh, I'm now in agreement with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, good for you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think this is a metaphor because you said 'like' in the first sentence...but English was never my best subject so...I could be wrong..hahah XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

then simile i guess. =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You do realize girls are just as shitty???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't everyone agree that males and females both suck and move on with their lives?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a simile, and not a very good one at that, in my opinion. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Probably the longest simile ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course both sides suck but in different ways. This is a very cute simile guys don't analyze it so much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course both sides suck but in different ways. This is a very cute simile guys don't analyze it so much.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

tl;dr

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i wrote this when i was like 12

by Anonymous 10 years ago