Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, amirite?

I can NOT believe you dug that out of 4-year-old land.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The way we used to say it was "Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider, girls go to mars to be superstars" lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This, from the one whose username is "RiddlesAreHard"? And whoever uses sentences with such poor grammar as this, obviously won't be anywhere near college any time soon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Toto the Elf): lol. Are you really getting riled up over a post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Toto the Elf): Hahaha, it's a joke...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

boys go to collage to get more knowledge, girls go to venus to get more penis

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think it's the other way around (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(A i m i e e): Lol that's what i was gonna say! xD Anyways there must be more girls here than boys..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was gonna say that too :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"More stupider" is grammatically incorrect.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you, Captain_Obvious.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

epic pwn! xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're welcome lieutenant sarcasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

being a girl, i wanted to agree, but this is so 2nd grade i couldn't bring myself to do it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is obviously more girls on here than boys, or girls are reading over their boyfriends shoulders and they know better then to pick THAT fight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha I would totally pick that fight!! It would be all sorts of hilarious!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u must either be a little kid or a 40 year old virgin.... Loser

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He's right because girls are so smart to begin with they have to go to Jupiter to get stupider to reach the stupidness of boys. Boys have to go to college to be as smart as even the stupider girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, more girls go to college than guys

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Correction: Boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to the kitchen to make me a goddam sammich.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Statistically, more girls go to college than guys now, but guys are the main ones that fight for our freedom. I think we know who to thank.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"more stupider" is poor grammar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are people really getting mad about a joke post O_o?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I found this so funny! Look how pissed you made ppl! Props. And look what happens the other way around: http://www.amirite.net/43625 Well done

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"more stupider" is how the rhyme goes. There must be some young people on this site if you've never heard this, and some ridiculous girls to actually get offended by it. I'm a girl btw

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Stupider" isn't a word, imbecile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No shit?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. Girls go to mars to buy more bras.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

K guys you gotta chilll. its a JOKE and hes just trying to bring us back to childhood. im pretty sure that everyone knows that stupider isnt a word so you guys can stop being annoying noww.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"More stupider" ? That's incorrect

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehehehee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How do you think the girls got to Jupiter? By going to college and becoming rocket scientists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

More girls attend college than guys

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To the girls who think it should be the other way around: Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Leonardo Da Vinci, Thomas Edison, Isaac Newton, Michaelangelo, Plato, Winston Churchill, Aristotle Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, William Shakespeare, Pablo Picasso, Ludwig von Beethoven, Johan Sebastian Bach, Wolfgang Amedeus Mozart, Socrates, Galileo Galilei, Charles Darwin, Martin Luther, Napoleon Bonaparte, George Washington, Nikola Tesla, Nelson Mandela,

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was when girls had no rights and couldn't get an education. And who said that women aren't equal to men? Men. Who are also the reason why we had/ have so many wars.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I blame Bush for all of mankind's wars. He started WW1 by killing the Archduke Ferdinand. Then he put Hitler in power. Darn you Bush! I don't know how you're to blame! But I know you are!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hold on there. You said all this and still didn’t give at least one very important known woman who has an impact as great as one of these men. Wow... plus of course it’s the men’s fault we caused many wars, we were strong enough to defend and fight for ourselves. Boom! End of Story.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Oh ya also, in the end, it was still the men who got us out of the wars wasn’t it? Ya ya feminists are pretty tough to, but women few the majority of things in a emotional way, putting a lot of feelings into things, and not a lot of proven information. Now End of Story.

by Anonymous 4 years ago

oh real;ly, malala yousafzai,Greta thumburg,Margaret Cavendish,emerline pankhirst, michelle obama, operah winfrey. dude women's rights were restricting women so yeh

by Anonymous 4 years ago

wow u have alot of spare time cause u def couldnt just think of all thoses people off the top of ur head

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually i can because i pay attention in school and the only thing i had to look up was the spelling of Amedeus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

immature, thats what this post is

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol whoever says "stupider" anymore is stupid :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude thats all the girls would ever say to a boy in 1st grade. the teacher watched them say it. i remember getting annoyed and switching it around like you did. then they told on me and i lost recess for a week. thats bull sh*t

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha, life sucks like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Calm down. It's a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i said that when i was about 4 or 3. also, when you go to college, make sure they teach you that more stupider is poor grammar, and stupider isnt a word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? *You're* going to complain about grammar?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the maturity level here is amazing, all around. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow, you not only managed to sexist you managed to be immature and sexist at the same time. Achievement unlocked! You are now a complete douche bag

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahah i think i like the comments on this even better than the actual post, people get really into this! and i never knew how many people were obsessed with grammar, especially since its a rhyme that people have been saying forever :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't get why everyone is getting so offended by this. It is something from old young 'un days. :P You people need to stop taking things so seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"More stupider"? Really?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HOLY SHXT really for all you people who keep saying that "more stupider" is gramatically incorrect congratulatiooooons for not reading above that pretty much EVERYBODY has already stated that oh so obvious fact...so basically dont pat yourself on the back to hard. and by the way ITS JUST A RHYME! like you know how when we were little...like 4 or 5.....and we didnt know anything! this guys just tyrna help us relive a cute little ryme that we used to sing so calm the fxck down and get your ass off the computer, stop caring about this "gramatically IN-correct post" and live your frieken life! which is exactly what you should be doing! thank you very much oh and btw again since i already know that a few of you are going to say this (well, why dont you get your butt off the computer) DO AS I SAY AND NOT AS I DO! thx<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ahhh i remember Kindergarten...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In my days, it was "Boys go to Jupiter, to get more stupider, Girls go to college to get more knowledge". But I would always say, Girls go to Texas to get more sexist.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sexism

by Anonymous 8 years ago

There are more women that men in college, but that’s because there is more more men who go into the military or army to help protect America, but after that they usually in role in some school after they resign from the military, or they just retire if they’ve been in the military for long enough to do so. Neither of these things are things to get upset about. But, the little poem, “Girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider,” is annoying to boys, like me. Once someone is upset they will try to make some sort of comeback to relieve their anger and transfer it to someone else, it’s a normal thing people do. So boys will say that it’s grammatically incorrect, or that if boys are smart enough to go to Jupiter, while girls are still in college, then how are boys getting more stupid. I do personally, being a boy who does get annoyed at this poem, think these are good points though. Man I just realized how long this was. Lol. But, girls will say something back like maybe girls where the ones who got them to Jupiter, then boys say, “Girls go to Texas to get more sexist.” But, this point about girls doesn’t really make a lot of sense, so... But, overall, boy or girl, not everyone is equal, but some people can achieve greater things that others, sometimes statistics don’t matter. Right now there’s a lot of important female nurses and doctors saving lives, and there’s a lot of important military men saving lives. So, overall, more girls do go to college to get more knowledge, but boys do still go to college, just not as much, most are aren’t going to Jupiter, sorry none, most boys are going into the military to still get more knowledge about different skills, but also save lives. Everyone can achieve great things.

by Anonymous 4 years ago