+1,154 Help! I've fallen and I don't have one of those things they sell on TV! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend's grandma fell and was lying on the floor for 2 days before she remembered she had life alert.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I guess she should have gotten Life Alert: Alzheimer's edition. I hope your friend's grandma is okay.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE ALERT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ALL.SENIOR CITIZENS.SHOULD.HAVE.LIFE ALERT fix'd :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking that this morning when in the shower. So I held onto the towel bar to be sure.

by Anonymous 7 years ago