-188 God is like a landlord. If you pay your rent you get to stay where you are, then move into a bigger house (heaven), but if you don't pay your rent you get evicted into hell, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A better metaphor would be: God is like the square root of -1. Imaginary, illogical, irrational, and impossible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(An Atheist :)): Technically, that's a simile, but you're very correct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Toto the Elf): Haha you both rock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You'll be sorry you spentyour life as an athiest when your judgement day comes and you are standing before God

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Zealot. Bigot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago