+270 Black people or blondes are the first to die in horror movies, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or the first person who says it's not gonna happen to him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

House of wax

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God help either of those characters if they ever dare to have sex with anyone. I mean, unmarried sex? The bible is pretty clear. "Let he who fornicates outside of his married bed have his head shoved into the nearest fryolator"

by Anonymous 12 years ago