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Black people or blondes are the first to die in horror movies, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or the first person who says it's not gonna happen to him.
by Anonymous12 years ago
House of wax
by Anonymous12 years ago
God help either of those characters if they ever dare to have sex with anyone. I mean, unmarried sex? The bible is pretty clear.
"Let he who fornicates outside of his married bed have his head shoved into the nearest fryolator"
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago