+1,148 Ghandi, as you know was barefoot most of the time, which created many large calluses on his feet. He also didn't eat very often which made him very thin and fragile. His unusual diet also gave him bad breath, so i guess you could say he's a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus how long did it take you to come up with that?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My friend told it to me today. I had never heard before i thought it needed to be shared. I have no idea how long it took someone to come up with it....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Brilliant (: and deserves homepage~+

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i saw the punny post of the day about the ten puns and i thought this would kick its ass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It better kick it off! it's such an awesome post D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It finally got homepaged :'D congrats~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What do you mean finally? It only took a couple of hours. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some take about an hour. I don't know. I was just excited when I saw this on the homepage ^^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

holy shit! that's crazy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Kudos for being original, sorta :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I heard this ages ago, but I forgot it until now. Hurray for you being the one to post it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:'D Beautiful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think its funny that people are disagreeing with it even though there isn't anything to disagree with. XD lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see what you did thar

by Anonymous 13 years ago

today's post of the day AND this post were both stolen from the same site.... just google 'worst puns' and its the first thing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've seen them both on soooo many different websites, you could not possibly make an assumption of which one they were taken from. Not like it matters anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah seriously, ive never seen this before, and im happy he posted it cause otherwise i never would have and i love this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmaooo. <333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this should be post of the day, its so funny!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is hilarious! favorite post ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It doesn't really matter that this person stole this from somewhere. Most people don't google puns, so this is the first time hearing it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Honestly, if you people are so upset that this person "stole it" (even though they said they heard it from a friend, they probably didn't realize it was on the web then. They didn't need to look it up!), than why didn't YOU post it? It's funny and clever, and you probably just didn't have the idea soon enough, so you must be a little jealous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what is halitosis?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bad breath.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's basically bad breath...but couldn't you have just googled it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha i did....xP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've heard this one lots before but I still think it's good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago