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Top Comment
Monkeying around. Ape-arrently not in the most appropriate of ways. **** doesn't come chimp, after all.
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Desdemona
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eating monkeys, duh.
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Experimenting.
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Your mother ;)
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Monkeying around. Ape-arrently not in the most appropriate of ways. **** doesn't come chimp, after all.
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Desdemona
Monkeys...?
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** is a **
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Bestiality*
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i wouldnt know...?
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Sharing needles with monkeys
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Anonymous
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Must've been those monkeys that got those people addicted to heroin.
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The person who suggested that amirite should let us favourite comments had comments just like that in mind.
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Hey now. That's just a gorillable assumption. Suppositions about monkeys and drugs chimply must not be tolerated.
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Desdemona
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eating their brains is actually the correct answer to this question.
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Anonymous
Monkeys get a disease called siv which is pretty much like hiv. Now, sometime in the 50s, a bunch of europeans were running a polio vaccine thing in africa. So they grew the vaccines in chimps, our closest relatives. Now the way they administered the vaccine was through live polio virus. It's believed that they were also accidently giving the people live siv at the same time. Then it evolved to hiv and that's that. That's atleast the most widely believed theory.
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L33t
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Source?
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google ;)
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Anonymous
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google hilary koprowski.
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I'm on my phone so I can't. But just google it. 1950s Polio vaccines and HIV. I'm sure you'll find it.
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L33t
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i'm studying that right now D:.
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In response to “Monkeys get a disease called siv which is...”
It's not the most widely believed theory, it's actually been discredited by the vast majority of the scientific community.
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In response to “Monkeys get a disease called siv which is...”
Well, have you ever heard about the Cain-Ape theory?
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thelastfrappiccuno
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can't say I have. But I'll look it up.
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L33t
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thanks, I was legitimatly curious
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They had **** with monkeys.
Sounds like a joke but, sadly (and disgustingly), it's true.
A chimpanzee, to be precise.
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no they didn't. Read my earlier comment.
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L33t
In response to “(ono) no they didn't. Read my earlier comment.”
(L33t):Hey don't you facepalm me! You cannot prove you are correct.
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sorry. It's just that no one believes the 'eating monkeys' theory anymore.
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L33t
Eating them..
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Didn't AIDS start in the 80's or sometime that recent? I don't know why OP used the word "ancestors" in this post
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uh... following the same logic, then what about bird flu and swine flu? 0.o
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Anonymous
Evidently monkeys
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Anonymous
no it hasn't, because the vaccines have never been allowed to be tested due to the fact that those researchers don't want to be blamed for causing AIDS. Scientists in the 50s even noted that they found none polio viruses in the vaccine. Also the time frame and epicentre of the epidemic fit almost perfectly with the theory. It just makes the most sense.
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L33t
Some guy was chopping up a monkey and cut his finger. End of story.
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Insert_CoD_Everyw...
This one guy got drunk, and saw a monkey and said, "Hm, you look fun."
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it's not a question of what they were doing, it's more of a question of who they were doing
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Anonymous
My bio teacher said that one likely scenario is that a guy shot a monkey with siv then cut his finger when chopping up monkey meat. Just like insert_Cod said
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