+517 If AIDS came from monkeys, what the fuck were our ancestors doing?! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eating monkeys, duh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Experimenting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mother ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Monkeying around. Ape-arrently not in the most appropriate of ways. Sex doesn't come chimp, after all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Monkeys...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Beastiality is a bitch

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bestiality*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i wouldnt know...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sharing needles with monkeys

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Must've been those monkeys that got those people addicted to heroin.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The person who suggested that amirite should let us favourite comments had comments just like that in mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey now. That's just a gorillable assumption. Suppositions about monkeys and drugs chimply must not be tolerated.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

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by Anonymous 13 years ago

eating their brains is actually the correct answer to this question.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Monkeys get a disease called siv which is pretty much like hiv. Now, sometime in the 50s, a bunch of europeans were running a polio vaccine thing in africa. So they grew the vaccines in chimps, our closest relatives. Now the way they administered the vaccine was through live polio virus. It's believed that they were also accidently giving the people live siv at the same time. Then it evolved to hiv and that's that. That's atleast the most widely believed theory.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Source?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

google ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on my phone so I can't. But just google it. 1950s Polio vaccines and HIV. I'm sure you'll find it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not the most widely believed theory, it's actually been discredited by the vast majority of the scientific community.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, have you ever heard about the Cain-Ape theory?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

can't say I have. But I'll look it up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

thanks, I was legitimatly curious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They had sex with monkeys. Sounds like a joke but, sadly (and disgustingly), it's true. A chimpanzee, to be precise.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono no they didn't. Read my earlier comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(L33t):Hey don't you facepalm me! You cannot prove you are correct.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry. It's just that no one believes the 'eating monkeys' theory anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eating them..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Didn't AIDS start in the 80's or sometime that recent? I don't know why OP used the word "ancestors" in this post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh... following the same logic, then what about bird flu and swine flu? 0.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Evidently monkeys

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no it hasn't, because the vaccines have never been allowed to be tested due to the fact that those researchers don't want to be blamed for causing AIDS. Scientists in the 50s even noted that they found none polio viruses in the vaccine. Also the time frame and epicentre of the epidemic fit almost perfectly with the theory. It just makes the most sense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some guy was chopping up a monkey and cut his finger. End of story.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This one guy got drunk, and saw a monkey and said, "Hm, you look fun."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's not a question of what they were doing, it's more of a question of who they were doing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bio teacher said that one likely scenario is that a guy shot a monkey with siv then cut his finger when chopping up monkey meat. Just like insert_Cod said

by Anonymous 12 years ago