+195 There is nothing worse than when your home alone masturbating, and one of your parents calls... "Hey honey, how are you doing?" "Uhh I'm doing fine mom...", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

nicely said, "blackperson"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's not worth picking up, you gotta let it go to voicemail

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya but most of the time you look and see they are calling, then they are on your mind

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha! then you feel awkward for thinking about them but you finish anyway

by Anonymous 13 years ago

exactly

by Anonymous 13 years ago

gross

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Serves you right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i spank the monkey once and a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I haven't heard that one in a while.

by Anonymous 13 years ago