+853 why doesnt dora ever tell her parents about the fox that stalks her, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because she can get rid of the fox just as effectively by saying... "SWIPER. NO SWIPING!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That, and it's a TALKING fox! Seriously, I would tell people about that shit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHA! Much better than the oil spill. Kudos, my friend, kudos. P.S. For the longest time, I thought she was saying "Sniper, no sniping!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No. No Kudos. This is afacebook group... b ut Ill vote yes anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because sometimes its hard to talk about difficult stuff like that to your parents......she would really have to open up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

facebook group, hahahaha (: it's funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Because she likes being stalked. Nobody else likes her, so the feeling of being stalked by a fox makes her feel loved. And if she told her parents, they would shoot him :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She enjoys it. Like, WAAAAY too much. *shudder*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Backpack wants her to keep her mouth shut...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dang it! i just joined this site and posted the same thing! i didn't know anybody had already posted it (especially this recently). i am a fail :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago