-221 jesus son of god as far as i know my da wouldnt let me be nailed to a cross and beaten to death great dad their god, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, you're wrong

by Anonymous 13 years ago

u mad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, just informing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first, I didn't understand. Then I remembered punctuation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If I'm understanding this correctly, you're critizing the Christian faith because God let his son be tortured death? Yeah, Christianity is a messed up religion, but what religion isn't?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You don't understand at all. Please read the Bible and understand what's what before you ignorantly comment about such a lofty topic.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What am I not understanding aside from the the actual post itself? And if you're implying that I don't understand the Bible it's more or less due to the fact that I'm Jewish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Isn't it funny how Christians expect everyone to know the Bible but most of them won't take the time to read, for example, the Koran or the Torah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Finally! Someone who understands. Hardcore Christian always get up in everyone's face about their religion. My favorite quote about religion ties in perfectly here: Religion is like a penis; it's ok to have one, it's ok to be proud of it, but don't whip it out in public and start waving it around.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you finish the quote with 'and whatever you do please don't shove it down my kids throat!'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It was irrelevant to the topic at hand.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In fact it actually makesthe quote more entertaining. It sells it to the audience

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't find it that funny, so I didn't include it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's not funny about shoving penises down kids throats!?!?!?!?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's the fact that it's not MY penis. hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Touché

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Christians do know the Torah, the Torah is the first five books of the bible. and the only thing we need to know about the Koran is that it says all non Muslims (especially Christians and Jews) should be killed or enslaved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't tell if you're a troll or just being an asshole.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Quran (8:12) - "I will cast terror into the hearts of those who disbelieve. Therefore strike off their heads and strike off every fingertip of them" Quran (8:39) - "And fight with them until there is no more fitna (disorder, unbelief) and religion should be only for Allah" Quran (9:5) - "So when the sacred months have passed away, then slay the idolaters wherever you find them, and take them captives and besiege them and lie in wait for them in every ambush, then if they repent and keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate, leave their way free to them." Quran (9:30) - "And the Jews say: Ezra is the son of Allah; and the Christians say: The Messiah is the son of Allah; these are the words of their mouths; they imitate the saying of those who disbelieved before; may Allah destroy them; how they are turned away!" Is telling the truth now considered being an asshole? I'm not gonna sugar coat shit for you if that's what your hoping for.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

quotes from the Hadith Bukhari (52:177) - Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him." Bukhari (52:256) - The Prophet... was asked whether it was permissible to attack the pagan warriors at night with the probability of exposing their women and children to danger. The Prophet replied, "They (i.e. women and children) are from them (i.e. pagans)." Muslim (1:33) - the Messenger of Allah said: I have been commanded to fight against people till they testify that there is no god but Allah, that Muhammad is the messenger of Allah Tabari 7:97 The morning after the murder of Ashraf, the Prophet declared, "Kill any Jew who falls under your power." Ibn Ishaq/Hisham 992: - "Fight everyone in the way of Allah and kill those who disbelieve in Allah."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's fine to say the Koran //includes// verses that condone killing non-Muslims. But you cross the line to being an asshole when you say that's basically the only thing it says, because that's not true. This is why I don't like religion. It causes way too many problems because people misunderstand other faiths. Take you for instance. I get the feeling that you think Islam is all about hating everyone else, which is completely incorrect. If that's not what you think, well it sure seems otherwise.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't say that's all it says, I said that's all I have to know to form an opinion about the religion. they seek the death of my people therefore I will be steadfast in opposing them. if it is people misunderstanding other faiths that is the problem, then it is not religion that is a problem, it is the people. don't blame the concept of religion for the faults of people. don't blame your lack of faith on the concept of religion when it is the human race you should fault, or yourself. and no I do not think that is all Islam is about, I have several friends who are Muslim. Islam is about serving Allah, and your faith being more important than anything else. it is essentially about the same thing as Christianity. but with Islam part of the goals of the faith is to eliminate non believers and establish complete Muslim rule over our planet. I have nothing against the people of the Muslim faith, I have a problem with the faith itself. I get the feeling that you just want label me as a judgmental person who hates others for no reason. though I apparently understand the goals of the muslim faith much better than yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think many people really take the time to learn and understand other religions.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i understand where youre coming from, but im a southern babtist and my pastor and the leaders at my church all have read those books plus the book of mormon. they believe it helps them better understand others points of view.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't understand why this was downvoted. I was asking if that's what OP meant, and then said all religions are messed up. Is it because I mentioned Christianity specifically or...?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm so fucking confused right now. I'm usually not a Grammar Nazi, but....... I can't even understand this!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I smell ignorance. Or I just need to take a shower. But I'm pretty sure it's your ignorance.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its so dumb when ppl are like i dont understand you cause there jus word luvers and dont appreciate your intellect magazine watch ceiling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Magazine watch ceiling. I lol'd.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

First I was like hmm then I was ono and then wary but now I'm like hehe

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Riveting..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well if it's for the souls of all mankind for the next gajillion years......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Goodness me no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I revoking your right to the English language. http://ctrlv.in/52847

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Shit *I'm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Was there a time macne?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On behalf of my fellow amiriters I have taken the liberty to translate this post from Imbecilese to English: "Jesus was the son of God, but as far as I know my dad wouldn't let me be nailed to a cross and beaten to death. Great fathering on God's behalf, amirite?"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thank you on behalf of all the amiriters who now don't have to translate it themselves.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, I truly hope that you are a troll. If not, you should really learn how to spell. #GRAMMMMMMAAARRR!!! #Amirite_Hashtag_Revolution

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jesus asked God to not punish them, so yeah...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you accidentalied the English language

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Way to make it seem that everyone who isn't Christian is a complete idiot. If you're not Christian, that is... I think the post was against Christianity... Then again, I have no fucking clue what you said.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe your understanding of the Bible would increase if you read an English textbook, or maybe skimmed the dictionary first. But that's just my guess.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

God only did it so that every soul would have a chance to be saved. Jesus wanted to save us. He knew it was his Father's will so he allowed it to happen. John 3:16-for God so loved the world he gave his one and only Son that whoever believes in Him shall not perish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OKAY

by Anonymous 12 years ago

" for God so loved the world he gave his only son. So who ever belives in him should not die but have eternal life." John 3:16 God loved us so much he let US kill his only son so we could live forever with him and are loved ones in heaven and so we wouldn't have to live in hell

by Anonymous 12 years ago