+456 I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You stole that from a comedian. I've heard that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(S.Goins): same here! i think demetri martin? just a guess though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was definetly demetri martin. This guy's lameeeee. I'm pretty sure it came off his Important Things show.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yupp, that's demetri martin, i also like "my computer beat me at chess, then i beat it at kick boxing"

by Anonymous 13 years ago