You think your life's bad ? try being an egg.. you only get laid once, you only get eaten once, it takes you 10 minutes to get hard and only 2 to get soft, you share your box with 11 others, and the only chick to ever sit on your face is your mom. amirite?

+473 You think your life's bad ? try being an egg.. you only get laid once, you only get eaten once, it takes you 10 minutes to get hard and only 2 to get soft, you share your box with 11 others, and the only chick to ever sit on your face is your mom. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This literally made me laugh out loud. That doesn't usually happen. Good for you, gooood foooor youu.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't forget the beating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago