Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs. But why is it that Goofy stands on 2 legs and talks, and Pluto stands on 4 legs and barks? Oh the mysteries of Disney, amirite?

+631 Both Goofy and Pluto are dogs. But why is it that Goofy stands on 2 legs and talks, and Pluto stands on 4 legs and barks? Oh the mysteries of Disney, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's because Pluto is mentally retarded and has a speech impediment allowing him to communicate only through barking, WAY TO MAKE HIM FEEL BAD...jackass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I seriously just asked my sister that exact thing today. You just gave me horrible chills.

by Anonymous 13 years ago