Boys, lay off the cologne. You're wearing more perfume than I am. You're going to give someone an asthma attack. It's not attractive, it's just strange, amirite?

+232 Boys, lay off the cologne. You're wearing more perfume than I am. You're going to give someone an asthma attack. It's not attractive, it's just strange, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This has an awkward amount of periods.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This cocky guy at my class sprays too much and there's like this after smell that smells like drool and fish combined.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just use my body wash because it smells good enough. But the trick for special occasions is to spray your cologne on under your clothing. I think the reason these guys smell like they took a bath in it is because they wear it so often that they can't smell it themselves until they get soaked in it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if you're using axe - please kill yourself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol my dad wears axe is that weird

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Agreed. Axe smells terrible.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*cough Fez cough*

by Anonymous 12 years ago