Sometimes, I stand and watch the kids that text while walking in the hopes that one of them will run head first into something, amirite?

Disclaimer: I don't know any facebook groups or MLIA post about obnoxious texters walking into stuff.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I walk and text, and am technically a teen, why would you wish this upon me?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Becuz u ask for it by not looking in the direction you're walking. If you've managed to hone the skill of walking while texting and not looking at the keyboard, I commend you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i feel accomplished

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I didn't even know they made dinosaur sized cellphones *boggles*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, its pretty crazy!! well, i happen to be a pretty cool dinosaur. i has SKILLZ. plus, im one of the kinds with, like, arms and fingers. not the huge horsey looking ones, with 4 legs.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's good to know you have skillz with a 'z', because if you had skills with an 's' I would have to sick my pet meteor on you.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

JEERRRKKKKKK!!!!!!! who has 'skills' anyway? thyre so lame!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I know. They are very lame. And my pet meteor can smell lameness from 300,000 miles away.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

oh dear god! how terrifying!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes. It really is.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

well. at least i'm not lame, so it can't come and get me!!!!! whoo!!!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yes, you are safe. For now. Heed my warning, one smidgen on lameness and Hertial's (that's my pet meteor's name) wrath will be upon you!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i'll be carefull. i guess my ancestors, the Great Dinos, must have been pretty lame! D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Did the great dinos evolve into the scary ones?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

nonononono, see thye scary dinos, you know with the "RRAAAAWWWRRRRRRR I EAT YOU!!!!", they came first, then they turned into the Great Dinos. then, Hertial came and wiped them out >:|

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OH. That Hertial's such a sneaky bastard.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i prefer to employ the use of the word jeeeeeeerrrrrrkkkkkkkk. but that works too! lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Is that the way you say it too?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeah, i stretch it OUT! lol

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LMAO. Well dinosaurs are supposed be loud and such so I guess it fits.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yeeahp. what, people with 1 shoe aren't loud???

by Anonymous 14 years ago

We're generally very sullen. It's getting cold ya know.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

:( but in the summertime...?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

In the summertime we're footloose and fancy free!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thats good to know. Btw its still Dinos, im just on my phone now.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Oh. Are you walking and typing at the same time? Wait, you can't use your account on your phone?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

alas, no. And, it wont let me log in D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Don't worry about it, Moose. This doesn't make you lame. In the system, the solar system, the Hertial sleeps tonight...

by Anonymous 14 years ago

thanks, sole. Can, you see, the shoe, tonight? Guess not, cause its still lost!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*sobs* Why must you hurt me in this way, Moosey?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

im sorry, shoe. I can only imagine how it feels to have just one shoe. It wont happen again!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*sniffles* 'Sokay

by Anonymous 14 years ago

should i do my velociraptor dance that i used to do for birthday parties? It might cheer you up!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

yes please :)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

mmtay *does awesome dance* wtcha!!!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

*of

by Anonymous 14 years ago