Why do we love with our hearts? Why couldn't it be our spleens or something, amirite?

I love you from the bottom of my spleen.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Precisely ! Haha. It would cause way less pain if we loved with something that was unnecessary to keep us living (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you do need you spleen though... Not sure what for though. Maybe the appendix? I love you with all my appendix.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but that could be removed or inflamed and that's not very attractive. "I love you with all of my appendix... oh and honey? i got that removed so... i don't love you anymore."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i think that was the joke

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA I LOL'd at this. A lot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh really ? I didn't think the spleen was necessary. My bad. Okay. Appendix. Yeah. That sounds good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is the randomest post I have read in a long time. I like it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is kind of like saying, 'why do we think with our brains?' or 'why do we walk with our legs' its kinda a useless question

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well you don't REALLY love with your heart but you do walk with your legs. your heart is just an organ so why did we choose that organ to hold or show love

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, we think with our brains and walk with our legs, but the heart just pumps blood. OP is saying...why did we decide that it should be related to love?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I'm just glad we don't love from the bottom of our bowels... Just sayin'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol. My bowels is yours.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take my hand, take my bowels. I love you so much!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You broke my bowels!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm crying my bowels out!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She has bowels of stone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She built a wall of stone around her bowels.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Total Eclipse Of The Bowels

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Her bowels leaped into her throat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only fools wear their bowels on their sleeves.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She sewed the peices of her broken bowels back together.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bowel-beat sped up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She was sure he could see her bowels beating in her... Abdomen?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Take care of my bowels. I've left them with you

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He walked all over my bowels.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I gave my bowels to him. And you know what he did? Stomped on them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When he kissed her, her bowels exploded.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bowels went 'BOOM BOOM BOOM'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She put her hands together in the shape of bowels.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bowels are leaping out of my chest. Wait, that's impossible...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, I already used that one...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My bowelbeat relaxes me

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Tinman had no Bowels.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Until the good wizard gave him bowels so he could love

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That boy is nuthin' but bowelache, girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

K, running out of sayings to do with the heart now

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAH! Glad I'm not the only one. Let's call it a draw?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deal :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Awesome. You rock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was just reading over these comments (not sure why, I'm just bored) and I noticed you are a fan of AVPM. I officially love you :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

STOP! In the naaame of love / Before you break my bowels.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

technically we don't love with our hearts, we love with our brains and our nerves, since technically all love is is feel-good chemicals. who knows why we assigned love to the heart, since all the heart does is pump blood throughout our bodies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow. So, I have been hoping to get one of my posts homepaged for basically forever. And my week has been total...crap. But seeing this up here has made me real happy (: haha, I'm lame, but thanks guys ! And yeah, I meant that question like, why did we chose that to be what we represent love with ? Why couldn't it be something else ? And I know saying something like loving with your bowels (d:) sounds totally weird, but if it had been used instead of heart, wouldn't it be normal then, to say you love with your bowels ? I think so (: haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the reason that we "love with our hearts" is that your heartbeat (may) speed up when you're with someone you love.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow ! That makes sense !

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Originally, people believed that we loved from our liver. O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously ? Do you know why ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

your heart is actually just a muscle that pumps blood. you really love with your brain.......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I <3 this post with all my liver

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know the heart is just a muscle that pumps blood and that we really love with our brain, but why is the heart a symbol of love ? why do we say we love something will all our heart ? why don't we say I love you with all my brain if we love with our brains...? just wondering. that's all (: haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you all with the section of my brain that controls my emotions!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago