+495 Boy: Wanna go to the movies with me? Girl: I have a boyfriend Boy: I have a turtle Girl: What? Boy: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a facebook group. Lame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? Oh, sorry I didn't know. I don't have a Facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea. sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't! My brother told me this and I thought it was funny. I wish I could delete it now. I'm sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uh huh, like were supposed to believe that you just thought of the exact thing that is on facebook?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't say I thought of it! I just said that my brother told it to me! Don't you have eyes?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i posted mine before you even said that, but your shows before mine since you commented on the other persons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure you did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually i did, and i bet you dont even have a brother, you probly just made it up since you cant even think of your own post thats not on facebook.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a brother named Mitch who is 15, thank you very much, and I am a Christian so I don't lie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sure you do. and i dont care if your christian, so am i.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why does your about me say "I enjoy going on Facebook." If you don't have one? Fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Christians lie all the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha because you are Christian you don't lie, fuck it I am a woman so I don't fart.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Really? Oh, sorry I didn't know. I don't have a Facebook." Then explain all of your posts that I found about you having a Facebook. http://www.amirite.net/340620 http://www.amirite.net/224816 http://www.amirite.net/136367 (Your other account. Your very first post says this is your old account, although no one gave a shit, and no one put your post on the homepage cos that's not what amirite is for!!!!!) So, #1: You lie about Facebook #2: You lie about lieing "Christians don't lie" HAHAHA you liar. Grow up and gtfo this site, you're obviously too young. BTW, saw your post on amiwrong. HAHA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a little offended that the boy would say his turtle doesn't matter. It does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hehe yeah me too!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't have facebook either and I'm christian and I lie so whatever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like how the boy is encouraging the girl to cheat on her boyfriend.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is funny, i don't give a shit where it came from(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL. "I don't have a facebook. I'm Christian and Christians don't lie!" and in your little about me thingy it says that you enjoy going on facebook. FAIL.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me, but where exactly does it say that?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I enjoy going on xivio.com and Facebook." In your about me. Gtfo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...? Maybe you should check before you accuse people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAH you actually changed it?!? Wowww I hate dealing with stupid little 12 year old bitches. Don't worry, everyone else saw it. Your credibility is gone, dumbass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like people who try to sound intimidating by cussing. It's not cool. And not intimidating. Sorry if I did anything to make you mad and this conversation is over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're seriously pathetic. If you can't handle that, get off the internet. Seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No thanks, I have the right to stay on. If you didn't agree with the post, just click no way and move on. No reason to try and intimidate 12 year old girls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're obviously trying to ignore the fact that you said you don't go on facebook, that you're christian therefore you "don't lie", and forgot that your profile blatantly said you like facebook. THEN you go and change it and pretend no one saw. Has nothing to do with your post, and no one's trying to intimidate you, little girl. Just grow up and admit you're wrong k? Thanks, peace.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe you should grow up and stop picking fights with 12 year old girls. I thought people had more of a life than that. I guess I thought wrong. Oh well. Peace.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMAO! seriously? you thought deleting it off of your about me would change my memory or something?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, never thought that, deleted my Facebook awhile ago so I deleted that. Is there a problem?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol okay, this is pathetic, we all know why you took it off your about me. bye.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bye!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, look at my comment, and christiansSuck&uLie's comments. Not only did this idiot lie about Facebook (and then evidently lie about deleting it off their about me- I believe you btw) they make HEAPS of posts about Facebook. Stupid kids, they should go out and play in the dirt and the trees with their toys, not come onto this site and post copied posts and then lie about it. I've already seen two comments from her saying "A friend/brother told me to post it" :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't there one about a goldfish too?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you accidentally spelled "integrity" t-u-r-t-l-e

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is racist, I demand a public apology IMEDIATLY

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Troll in training): you mean sexist?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i saw this on TFLN a long time ago. love it :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was trying to figure out where I heard this before, thank you!:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@228906 (Christine): Christine you are a fucking liar you slut faced faggot. "I DON'T HAVE A FACEBOOK WAH WAH WAH", yet you post about Facebook: http://www.amirite.net/147588 and comment ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL FACEBOOK: http://www.amirite.net/147588/231048

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(christiansSuck&uLie): In case the liar deletes it: 230605 (PotatoQueen): Spend 10 minutes on Facebook clicking 'Hide' over and over? No thanks, I have better things to do with my life. @230941 (PotatoQueen): Oh really? Have you timed yourself? If your profile is anything like mine, there's literally 27 fan pages on the first page of my profile. I just counted. Don't you think it'd be a little silly to click "Hide" on every one of them?

by Anonymous 13 years ago