+775 How did Santa know I wanted this for xmas?! I only told my parents, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Santa is all-knowing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He and Jesus are on a team.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're a wake. He knows if you've been bad or good so be good for goodness' sake.

by Anonymous 13 years ago