+373 The Chinese sayings that you find in the Chinese fortune cookies are always funnier if you add "...in bed" to them, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You will be very lucky... in bed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless it was: You will sleep.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oor if you add "except in bed"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*yawn* Heard this many times before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You will become closer to your family" ...in bed. BACKFIRE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ugh. they talk about this on mlia. failure

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's try... "in your pants" You will be very lucky... in your pants. Nerdfighters ftw!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hmmmm where have i heard this before? ummm everywhere. learn some new creative stuff guys this is just getting pathetic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, seriously? Did you just waste a few minutes of your life to insult somebody you don't even know? The point of amirite is to post funny ideas. The point is to laugh. Who cares if I saw this somewhere else? It wasn't on here, so I put it here. So now, more people will be able to appreciate this post. You're just being selfish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try in hogwarts!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"A stranger will pleasantly surprise you." ...in bed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Here, check out these http://www.chinese-fortune-cookie.com/fortune-cookie-quotes.html And just keep this post in mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago