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Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?

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Divorce her and she'll only give you half of what you own. :D Girls rule.

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ShanLovesStuff ShanLovesStuff

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LOVE this

+10111 Reply

jstme

give her problems... she'll give you...

+792 Reply

ChuckNourish ChuckNourish

YAAAAAY I made it to the homepage!
lol ily people:p

+462 Reply

Alex94

I've seen this before... but I love it too much NOT to vote it up.

+891 Reply

Anonymous

Alex94

After the part where it says she'll give you your heart after that it's suppose to say if you give her a house she'll give you a home :)

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Anonymous

In response to “After the part where it says she'll give you...

and I just realized that women should be womAn.. but whatever..the whole thing is still cool,amirite? :P

+1919 Reply

Alex94

This post is so true. That's why I decided to go gay.

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Anonymous

the comment above me shows how being gay IS a choice. call me homophobic.. but I AM right

+52520 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “the comment above me shows how being gay IS a...

Only a choice if your bi. You must be a half-homo in denial.

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Anonymous

In response to “Only a choice if your bi. You must be a...

it is a choice, you can't be born gay, there is no 'gay' gene. it's a mental decision

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “it is a choice, you can't be born gay, there...

But sometimes you can't control that. When did you decide to be straight if you aren't gay? You dont just go up and like a certain gender *truly like it* because you tell your mind to....

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ThisChick ThisChick

In response to “But sometimes you can't control that. When...

I know what you mean but it's natural to be straight so you don't really have to think about it, but the mental, voluntary part is giving into being gay and going out/marrying the same ****

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,316316,00.h...

daaaaayum. chill you don't have to call me a ****.

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “daaaaayum. chill you don't have to call me a ****.


I apologize.
That was out of line.
Sorry about that.

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lana lana

In response to “ I apologize. That was out of line. Sorry...

Haikus are 5-7-5. Need a BETTER apology, biotch!

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Anonymous

In response to “the comment above me shows how being gay IS a...

No, being gay is not a choice. They were never straight in the first place.

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ShadePawOT

In response to “the comment above me shows how being gay IS a...

And I just woke up one day and said, "I think I'll be gay today!" ****

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xXIloveunicornsXx

Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

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breeze

In response to “Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

If my husband gave me a black eye i would kick him right in the crotch very hard than kick his **** out of my house

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Kristaxx Kristaxx

In response to “If my husband gave me a black eye i would...

It's only "your house" if your name is the only one on the deed to the house. If I have my name on the deed (even if hers is on it too), I'm not getting kicked out of the house. If she doesn't want to be around me she can get the **** out, crash at a friends place, check in to a hotel, whatever. If I get locked out, I can break in, and a cop won't arrest you for breaking in if you name is on the deed or lease, whatever.

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Anonymous

In response to “It's only "your house" if your name...

But a cop will arrest you for harming your wife. Domestic violence is a crime, moron.

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ShadePawOT

In response to “It's only "your house" if your name...

after kicking him in the crotch he will fall down i will grab his clothing and drag him out of the house and lock the door telling him to **** off. If he doesnt like me he can find another women to beat

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Kristaxx Kristaxx

In response to “Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

and since she enlarges shell give u 2 black eyes

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Kristaxx Kristaxx

In response to “Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

Disgusting pig

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Anonymous

In response to “Give her a black eye, she'll stfu.

Give her a black eye, she'll get a restraining order, or beat YOUR **** up so bad you won't be able to look her in the eye. Or, if she doesn't, she should.

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Funsized

@kristaxx message: same here! maybe even slice off his balls to top it off

+572 Reply

Alex94

In response to “@kristaxx message: same here! maybe even...

if that was not sarcasm sure

+231 Reply

Kristaxx Kristaxx

In response to “if that was not sarcasm sure

hahah it's ok, it isn't:)

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Anonymous

In response to “@kristaxx message: same here! maybe even...

You have serious problems.

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AntiJokeChicken AntiJokeChicken

I voted this up but it does apply only to certain women, and it can apply to men too.

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Applescruff Applescruff

i love this post! amazingly try :)

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Anonymous

I smell a new post of the day!

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ThisChick ThisChick

LOL:)

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Alex94

i <3 THIS SOOOO MUCH

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imcoo0lerthenU

I guess there is way more women then men on this site.

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Anonymous

In response to “I guess there is way more women then men on...

hey, im a guy and think this is funny.

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Pedo_Cat Pedo_Cat

Funsized

Divorce her and she'll only give you half of what you own. :D Girls rule.

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ShanLovesStuff ShanLovesStuff

Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of sexist? "If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal." WTF? How about "If you give her lumber, she'll build you a house." Oh wait, apparently the OP thinks that's the man's job. Way to reinforce gender roles.

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mukraker

In response to “Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of...

The post is too good to vote down, and I'm sure they would've added in the house thing but there is only so much space to write a post...

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BananasSmellBad BananasSmellBad

In response to “Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of...

To be honest, I'd rather cook dinner than hand-build a freaking house.

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shmad shmad

In response to “Am I the only one who thinks this is kind of...

Gender roles exist...get over it

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poopypoop

I cant beloeve how many people commenting are sexist about this. We live in a world of equal opportunity. The sooner you all come to peace with that the better.

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zim1985 zim1985

In response to “I cant beloeve how many people commenting are...

Opportunity isn't equal in this world...it just pretends to be...

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poopypoop

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

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cursedfridaythe_13 cursedfridaythe_13

In response to “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

definitely true =)

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SamanthaSkittleZ

How predictable. When women team up they're like piranhas, amirite?

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Totobean

In response to “How predictable. When women team up they're...

Are you just trying to get people pissed off? Because that too, is offensive.

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CinnamonToastCrunch

In response to “Are you just trying to get people pissed off?...

Everything is offensive to somebody. Opening your mouth to speak or typing anything is asking to offend someone. I'm merely stating an opinion that relates to the comments found above.

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Totobean

In response to “Everything is offensive to somebody. Opening...

Nothing could be more true

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sestrada16 sestrada16

The post was awesome, sexism is funny. Crucify me.

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sosokat sosokat

In response to “The post was awesome, sexism is funny. Crucify me.

sounds like a plan =)

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captain_obvious =)

Im a woman and I think this is funny... and true. Thats bad, isn't it?

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Iznisha99 Iznisha99

In response to “Im a woman and I think this is funny... and...

No thats not a bad thing. I think its funny too. People just have nothing better to do than to intentionally make other people angry. it's amusing actually :)

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Jama

Even though I agree with this I think that a lot of guys on this site are sexist.

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NICEPOST NICEPOST

When I give a woman my ****, it just gets small and soft real suddenly.

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eldorito

How about if you give a woman groceries, she'll tell you to make your own gosh darned sandwich.

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cursedfridaythe_13 cursedfridaythe_13

In response to “How about if you give a woman groceries...

Or she'll just make you a sandwich anyways because she's a nice person.

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Anonymous

I'm a bit of a feminist, but the whole meal thing doesn't bug me too much. You know the phrase "Pick your fights?" I would complain about the sexist pig @nickelxeye who thinks women were only placed here to populate the world then a phrase about making a sandwich from an otherwise totally benign post.

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Funsized

amen.

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master

So you're saying if I give her bread, she'll make me a sandwich.

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MLIAusedtobegood

If I gave my woman sperm, she'd swallow it...

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A.

unfortunately, sometimes she mistakes the triple chocolate ice cream you gave her as shit, and dumps all she has on your head.

I was browsing the top posts. I know this is late. I just had to say it.

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B10ckH34d B10ckH34d

Finally, someone who understands Venus...

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Anita_Robin Anita_Robin

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