+464 A man is like a deck of playing cards. You need a "heart" to love him, a "diamond" to marry him, "club" to smash his fucking head and a "spade" to burry the bastard, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

U could say the same about women lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Works better if you're talking about women. I mean, a woman could barely even pick up a club, let alone smash a skull with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would agree that this post can relate to women, because many can be real bitches, but never underestimate their powers. We're stronger than you think(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is morbid. And the word is bury, not burry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha. 'nough said.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I do have the power of smashing a mans skull and bury him and thinking the opposite is just sexist

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The woman doesn't need the diamond to marry the man. The man needs it to propose and gives it up to the woman at marriage

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't do any of those things to playing cards. Analogy fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not playinf retard diamond spade club and heart are card symbols

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hmm...not sure whether I should be insulted or if I should laugh hysterically...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

laugh.. its good for you :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago