+324 Sometimes you really wish dreams did come true, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As long as the bad dreams don't.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I had this dream I ate a pillow. When I woke up, all my marshmallows were gone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Giant robot machines walking around and super high diving boards going into a pool of peanut butter? Yeah, that's cool

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Marrying my teacher? Hell yes!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, some of them. I'm not interested in meeting up with my crush at a gas station bunker/public park and then watching massive, 20-man police patrols from the inside of a fancy restaurant that's over 30 miles away from our original location (the bunker park), though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hey grandpa, how are y- wha? Grandpa? N-n-no! Grandpa! GRANDPA NO!!!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some dreams..... Like the one where Eva Angelina and Morgan Freeman came to my tattoo shop to borrow some waterguns because they were out of hot dogs. Then we had tricycle races until Morgan turned into Samuel L Jackson and bitchslapped me..... That would have been entertaining.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i'm still on the fence. though it would be nice to be the best man at an inter-species animal wedding in space, it would suck o have a meteor destroy the station, sucking the groom into the vacuum of space. really, just a hard choice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago