This is America and we speak American, amirite?

Noooooo, this is the internet, America is outside.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

WE SPEAK INTERNET!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, this is SPARTA! ... I'm sorry.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

American is NOT a language.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

It's a joke

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It isn't?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know that sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the Internet, guys. But this is a joke.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

And people in Mexico speak Mexican.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People in Britain speak British.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

People on Earth speak Earthen.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And people in England speak Engli--oh... Wait, no. People in Spain speak-- no. Gosh darn!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the fuck is this garbage that's been polluting the front page? I know it's supposed to be a joke but it's not funny. I laugh more at knock knock jokes than I do at this shit. And I hate knock knock jokes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dude, calm yo' dick.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No my dicks angry and needs to vent

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Can your dick vent quieter?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No my dicks really loud and obnoxious

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Just beat him and he'll get it all out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll get right on that thanks for the advice you're a swell person

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Is it because you're a ginger? Are you mad because you have no soul?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

NO I'm mad because none of you are good at being funny. Especially not you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...are you honestly mad? Because it's a silly thing to be mad over.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm madder than Tom Cruise when prop 8 was rejected

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh cool.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You have English class, where you learn how to speak and write in English, NOT American.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...do people not understand what a joke is?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Obviously not, I hate when people say this so I will bitch out everytime.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

calm yo tits

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Imagine George W. Bush saying this.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok, time for a Colbert reference "If you'd like to hear my good bye speech in English, press 1. If you'd like to hear it in Spanish, GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY! THIS IS AMERICA!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the last time i checked we speak english, so saying "this is america and we speak american" is like saying "this is mexico and we speak mexican" when really your speaking spanish.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is Amirite, and we speak Sarcasm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and in puns.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And occasionally in troll.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am an English-speaking British person, and I am offended.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

come to canada we speak english and pretend to know french.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you live in some parts of Quebec, in which case it's the other way around.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is South Africa and we speak South African English and sarcasm.

by Anonymous 12 years ago