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This is America and we speak American, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Noooooo, this is the internet, America is outside.
by Anonymous14 years ago
WE SPEAK INTERNET!
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, this is SPARTA!
... I'm sorry.
by Anonymous14 years ago
American is NOT a language.
by Anonymous14 years ago
It's a joke
by Anonymous12 years ago
It isn't?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I know that sarcasm doesn't transfer well over the Internet, guys. But this is a joke.
by Anonymous14 years ago
And people in Mexico speak Mexican.
by Anonymous12 years ago
People in Britain speak British.
by Anonymous12 years ago
People on Earth speak Earthen.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And people in England speak Engli--oh... Wait, no. People in Spain speak-- no. Gosh darn!
by Anonymous12 years ago
What the fuck is this garbage that's been polluting the front page? I know it's supposed to be a joke but it's not funny. I laugh more at knock knock jokes than I do at this shit. And I hate knock knock jokes.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dude, calm yo' dick.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No my dicks angry and needs to vent
by Anonymous12 years ago
Can your dick vent quieter?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No my dicks really loud and obnoxious
by Anonymous12 years ago
Just beat him and he'll get it all out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'll get right on that thanks for the advice you're a swell person
by Anonymous12 years ago
Is it because you're a ginger? Are you mad because you have no soul?
by Anonymous12 years ago
NO I'm mad because none of you are good at being funny. Especially not you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
...are you honestly mad?
Because it's a silly thing to be mad over.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm madder than Tom Cruise when prop 8 was rejected
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh cool.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You have English class, where you learn how to speak and write in English, NOT American.
by Anonymous12 years ago
...do people not understand what a joke is?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Obviously not, I hate when people say this so I will bitch out everytime.
by Anonymous12 years ago
calm yo tits
by Anonymous12 years ago
Imagine George W. Bush saying this.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ok, time for a Colbert reference "If you'd like to hear my good bye speech in English, press 1. If you'd like to hear it in Spanish, GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY! THIS IS AMERICA!"
by Anonymous12 years ago
the last time i checked we speak english, so saying "this is america and we speak american" is like saying "this is mexico and we speak mexican" when really your speaking spanish.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is Amirite, and we speak Sarcasm.
by Anonymous12 years ago
and in puns.
by Anonymous12 years ago
And occasionally in troll.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I am an English-speaking British person, and I am offended.
by Anonymous12 years ago
come to canada we speak english and pretend to know french.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Unless you live in some parts of Quebec, in which case it's the other way around.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is South Africa and we speak South African English and sarcasm.
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