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"Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade", amirite?

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ok who really cares about the fact spiders aren't used by the military? its a metaphor people! calm down the point is that small things can be dangerous (and a lot of spiders are poisonous!)

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captain_obvious =)

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lmao that's so true

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Nick Nick

hyperbole and a half! =)

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Anonymous

In response to “hyperbole and a half! =)

That is EXACTLY what I thought immediately after reading this.

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Garren_the_Dragon Garren_the_Dragon

In response to “That is EXACTLY what I thought immediately...

I freaking LOVE Hyperbole and a Half. Allie is the most awesome person on the web.

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Anonymous

yeah but the spider's not gonna blow you apart hahaha

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mutantdustbunnies mutantdustbunnies

In response to “yeah but the spider's not gonna blow you...

but theyre both smaller than you

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Deathbubble Deathbubble

In response to “but theyre both smaller than you

But again, the difference is that the spider isn't a military explosive, lol:]

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Moose Moose

In response to “But again, the difference is that the spider...

And how do you know that for sure?

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Julian Julian

In response to “And how do you know that for sure?

did anybody else think of Deidara from Naruto?

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Netru

Well some spiders are able to kill and stuff

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Anonymous

In response to “Well some spiders are able to kill and stuff

One makes other people go"EEEEEE!!!"
the other makes people go boom

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mybentobox mybentobox

A lot of killer things tend to come in small packages...

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TheVibeAlchemist TheVibeAlchemist

In response to “A lot of killer things tend to come in small...

I'll second that notion!

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Emily_The_Strange Emily_The_Strange

Not like a grenade though...

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Anonymous

In response to “Not like a grenade though...

But it's smaller than you :3

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Deathbubble Deathbubble

We understand that it's smaller than you. But a spider isn't used by the military to bomb other places. Sure, a paper clip is smaller than you, but it's not used to kill thousands.

We get that it's smaller than you.

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Moose Moose

In response to “We understand that it's smaller than you. But...

But it can be,just stab them in the eye as a starter then do whatever,you'll guaranteed to kill someone that way =3.

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Deathbubble Deathbubble

In response to “But it can be,just stab them in the eye as a...

It can be. But people don't use paper clips as a massacre tool. So there's your answer. It can be, in the least of possibilities, but it's not. It's not.

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Moose Moose

In response to “It can be. But people don't use paper clips...

I know,I'm just saying it could be :P

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Deathbubble Deathbubble

In response to “We understand that it's smaller than you. But...

A paperclip could infact be used to kill thousands, it just hasn't made breaking news yet.

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Annamasaurus Annamasaurus

In response to “We understand that it's smaller than you. But...

W@266157 (Moose): Wow, some people just don't get comedy do they?
The point is it's stupid not to be afraid of something just because it's smaller than you.

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Anonymous

ok who really cares about the fact spiders aren't used by the military? its a metaphor people! calm down the point is that small things can be dangerous (and a lot of spiders are poisonous!)

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captain_obvious =)

In response to “ok who really cares about the fact spiders...

(captain_obvious =)): EXACTLY!

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Emily_The_Strange Emily_The_Strange

In response to “ok who really cares about the fact spiders...

THANK YOU... someone finally said it.

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Rainboots Rainboots

this amirite is ftw

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hi

(hi): so true! :)

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musical musical

Judge me by my size, do you?

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Hairyleo

WOOT! hyperbole and a half!!!!!

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Anonymous

Poor guy got thousands of positive votes... and he posted as anonymous.

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